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  • wandmaker
    10-24 01:07 AM
    Your labor wants masters only or bachelors with 5 years is acceptable?


    Look bullet no. 2.

    The following degree equivalency determinations have been made by the AAO, USCIS, District Court and through regulations:


    1. A Bachelor of Medicine & Bachelor of Surgery (MBBS) is the foreign equivalent of a US medical degree. (2009)

    2. A three year Bachelor�s degree from India is equivalent to a US Bachelor�s degree. (2008)

    EB-2 & EB-3 Degree Equivalency | US Immigration Blog (http://blog.messersmithlaw.com/?p=50)


    MurthyDotCom : Combination Degrees found by AAO Equal to 4-Year U.S. Degree (http://www.murthy.com/news/n_combdg.html)


    YOU NEED GOOD LAWYER. FILE COMPLAINT WITH AAO.

    Good find - IF OPs labor has "bachelors +5 years" then s/he can be back in track otherwise the chances are slim to none.





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  • JunRN
    05-18 01:14 PM
    C'mon, the clue is in your RFE. It's from day of entry (this means last entry) to the filing of I-485. Previous entries do not matter for I-485.

    Was her I-94 still valid at the time she filed I-485? If yes, then you should be ok.





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  • sundevil
    07-08 03:18 PM
    Congressman foolish enough to say stuff like that could be Tom Tancredo.


    I was watching FOX News this afternoon around 3:00 pm EST and they talked about a Polish Lady sueing the USCIS. Her lawyer was on the show and he talked about the issue. The host then talked to a Congress man (i think it was Tom Lombardo and he said that the US is bringing in a way too many immigrants and the US should stop it for a few years). When asked if the woman was wronged he rephrased the word wrong by "was caused inconvenience". Anyways, the lady's lawyer hit the nail on the head. When asked if she was sueing to get a green card. Her lawyer said no. He said his client was sueing for financial damages and also for allowing her to submit her application as submitting the application has benefits.





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  • pd_recapturing
    06-20 06:14 PM
    I have a 9 digit number (xxx xxx xxx) with prefix 'A' on my approved I-140 notice (Nov 2006) just above my beneficiary name.

    I was confused about this number, so I called USCIS today and found that the number on my I-140 petition is the Alien number.

    USCIS representative clearly stated that 'A' number, File number and Alien registration number are one and the same; also this number can be 7 to 9 digits with prefix 'A'.

    So if you have �A� number on the I-140 approved notice please provide the same appropriately. However, not all I-140 petitions will have 'A' number.

    One other thing, Please do NOT say 'N/A' instead say 'NONE' if 'A' number is unknown at this present time.

    Thanks
    Raj
    Thanks for clearing this up.
    Did USCIS representative provide you any reason as to why all the I 140 approvals dont have A# ?



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  • darsh678
    02-12 08:46 AM
    This is what i think as being optimist

    Even if Schedule A gets 90 k unused visa, we will be closer to our PD as all schedule A are in EB3. So if this 90 k for schedule A gets approved we will move ahead by 90 k visas.
    Even better will be if they have separate category and dont include in EB3.

    I think if we are not supporting them then atleast not oppose them as in any case it will be a win win situation for us and we can follow their steps if they are successful to get some solution for our EB3 retro.


    This is very serious matter. EB community should strongly oppose
    It is time for Fight to Finish !





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  • Aah_GC
    03-01 05:25 PM
    the fact that there were so many EAD applicants through June/July - the workload will be very high on USCIS so everyone will file at the earliest ie proposed 120 days prior to expiry.

    Good Point. Guess I should get my act together too.. So can somebody give me some information on what I should do to get an FP appointment on Infopass website?

    Here is where I am -

    Make Your Appointment with INFOPASS -> "Please select Kind of Service you need"

    I have these many options - which one should I choose?

    1. You need Service on a case that has already been filed


    2. You are a new Permanent Resident and have not yet received your Permanent Resident Card


    3. You want to file an application in person


    4. You need information or other services


    5. You need a form



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  • danu2007
    08-03 05:14 PM
    Hi All,

    I am not sure whether this has been answered earlier. Here is my situation.

    My H1b is getting over by Jan 2008. My I-140 approved and I have filed my I-485 in July 2nd 2007. I contacted my company law firm and one of the top law firm about 3 year extension. Here is the answer

    Attorney from company law firm:- Since you have applied for I-485 you will not be eligible for 3 year or one year extension. The only stage when you can apply for 3 year extension is when your I-140 is approved and the PD is not current. Since there was a time the PD was current and you applied for I-485, you will not be eligible for 3 year extension. Even if you apply you will get rejected.

    Then I contacted the other law firm mentioning about the above law firm comments and here is the reply.

    Attorney from one of the top law firm:-The law firm is simply reading things wrong. You can file for the three year extension as long as there is not a visa number available. Therefore, if the I-485 was filed and then the visa numbers became unavailable, as is the case right now, the three year extensions are possible. I would see if you can request the law firm to reread the rule that permits the three year extensions. They are reading it too narrowly. We follow this procedure successfully all the time.

    So I am confused in this case and my employer will believe in what the company law firm will say.

    So I am trying to get an opinion from any one who was in this situation and got a 3 year extension and who is right?

    Thanks





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  • njdude26
    07-03 06:56 PM
    What are the advantages and disadvantages of a TN-Visa ?

    Other than having to get 1 year visa by visiting the border every 1 year what is the difference b/n this and a GC ?



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  • browncow
    04-25 04:32 PM
    Where did you get that?

    http://www.usimmigrationsupport.org/marriage.html





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  • alterego
    03-02 11:15 AM
    The irony in the current schizophrenic EB immigration policy is that, it is ironically the more talented, qualified and marketable and entrepreneural talent that is more likely to look at US immigration policy and call it a day. It is conversely the mediocre talent that would be inclined to "stick it out" and deal with all the crap.
    Hmm, something surely to ponder for this country.



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  • pappu
    09-23 01:33 AM
    There is a lot of media coverage for the rally. Could everyone post links on the thread. We will then prepare a list and add it to 'IV in the news' page.





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  • ascetic
    04-30 11:49 AM
    Just ask your parents to talk to a lawyer in India. Obtain two separate notarized affidavits from each parent. Hope you have the format. Give it your lawyer and tell him/her that they are the sworn affidavits. Be sure to mention in the affidavits that since there was no requirement of a birth certificate 'for my son/daughter' we never obtained one from the authorities earlier. Hence the new extract just for the purpose of filing immigration petition.

    I think your lawyer is just complicating the situation - ?inexperience / jitteriness? When I had to get my BC I had to make my dad travel places on 12 hour trips. It is sad that we have make them run around in their old age. Plus the USCIS is stupid not to accept the date of birth as in the passport. Life is not easy when there are whole lot of dumba&&es around us. Just my opinion.



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  • nk2
    06-06 10:53 AM
    If you are at office and can not call from your desk do the following

    Please call in suppoirt of Cantwell Amendment

    1. Print the phone numbers
    2. Print the talking points
    3. Take your cell phone and call from your Car in the parking lot

    Make as many calls as you can squeeze in. No number is too small or too large

    This is the do or die time for all of us.





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  • qualified_trash
    11-16 09:53 AM
    there is no isue while filing for I-485 also. when you file for AOS, F-1 status becomes invalid.But, you will get EAD and that will give you all the work authorization you need. You DO NOT have to change spouse back to H-4.

    your information is not accurate.

    filing for AOS does not give you an EAD. You have to apply for it.

    There are many people who remain on their H1 after filing AOS as travel on a valid H1 with a valid Visa stamp is a lot easier than applying for AP etc...........



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  • xyzgc
    01-01 01:37 PM
    Dear fellow IV'ians,

    I just wanted to share my good news with all of you on the cusp of a New Year. I am ecstatic to announce that my 140 got approved after a nerve wracking 17 months.

    I have been rewarded with this blessing at the end of an absolutely horrendous year, to say the least. It started with being on bench for 5 months, to a 2-month contract in another city on H1-B through 3 layers, working hard as a mule whilst at the same time thinking positive, praying and believing in myself. Then extending contract by 3 months, abandoning H1B to use EAD due to ridiculous treatment by my H1 employer of 8 yrs. (it was the proverbial last straw on the back). Finally after this effort, contract extended through 12/31/09 culminating just yesterday by the approval of my 140!! "Hoped for the Best but prepared for the Worst"!

    It came at a moment when I was almost ready to give in, throw up my hands in despair and start the tedious process all over again. But I always believed there was a silver lining in the clouds for me and it has just now opened up.

    I want to thank everybody for reading and providing a fellow immigrant support and answers throughout this arduous journey. As a token of my appreciation for IV, I will contribute $140 towards our campaigns for next year.
    {PayPal Payment Sent to "donations@immigrationvoice.org" (Unique Transaction ID #85N48789NY4311439)}

    And lastly - Wish You a Happy & Prosperous 2009!! Be safe everybody.

    Happy to note that your trial and tribulations have come to an end. I had very similar issues back in 2001-2





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  • Ann Ruben
    02-16 02:02 AM
    The new PW system seems to be taking about 4-5 weeks, not months.



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  • a_yaja
    06-26 03:10 PM
    Could you please point out the section where it says dual intent for H1 will be removed ?
    You will have to prove that you will come back to your home country after the end of the H1B. Look at page 237 of the new bill. It has the following:



    (c) CLARIFYING THE IMMIGRANT INTENT PROVISION.� Subsection (b) of
    14 section 214 of the Immigration and Nationality Act (8 U.S.C. 1184(b))
    15 is amended�
    16
    17 (1) by striking the parenthetical phrase �(other than a
    18 nonimmigrant described in subparagraph (L) or (V) of section
    19 101(a)(15), and other than a nonimmigrant described in any
    20 provision of section 101(a)(15)(H)(i) except subclause (b1) of
    21 such section) " in the first sentence; and
    22
    23 (2) by striking �under section 101(a)(15)" and inserting in its
    24 place �under the immigration laws.".





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  • karthiknv143
    07-26 03:01 PM
    Please update the tracker





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  • dhirajs98
    04-09 10:27 AM
    I have registered an LLC on wife's EAD. She is the sole owner of the company and working as a contractor for another company and getting salary on her company's name. Before she registered this company she never used her EAD. She is/was on H4 visa.

    What needs to be done to make sure she in on her EAD now and not on H4 anymore?

    How she can become an employee of her own company and get payed every 15 days.

    What needs to be done to run a payroll and pay herself salary on monthly or bi-monthly basis?

    Please advise.





    priderock
    08-16 12:29 PM
    yes it will be funny if any of Exceed employee working in backlog center is also affcted by backlog of his labor application there.

    If there are any, they must have talked to some one and got it approved by now, because there is no order in approvals any way... :)





    werc
    03-28 03:22 PM
    So a person on H1B goes onto a H4 and wants to come back onto a H1B 3 months down the line. As per your statement , the person is subjected to the cap. Was that what you were implying ?

    I think you were referring to this in the link.

    b) Persons who have previously been counted against the H1B quota (a person would only be counted once against the cap unless s/he has a year outside the U.S., thereby resetting the clock on the six-year limit.)

    I understand this to mean that aperson who has spent a year outside the US has 2 options.

    1. To apply for a new H1 (subject to the cap)
    2. To use the remainder of the 6 years he has from his prior H1B.

    Please correct me if I am wrong.


    If you don't have 1 year gap. otherwise you are subjected to.



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